Our bible study gifted us a 1 hour photo shoot with a photographer to capture Sofia as a new born. In each of these newborn pics Sofia was as God made her, in the nude! I made it home for the end of the photo shoot so that we can take family photos.
The photographer, an innocent young woman, had Michelle and I lay on the ground with our heads together and our legs pointed in opposite directions. Sofia, again... Naked, was placed on my shoulder between both Michelle and I's faces. When something is rather close in your field of vision, the object appears blurry. This object was Sofia's butt! (Do you see where I am going). I close one eye and squint, noticing my sleeping child's bottom was dangerously close to my face and commented, "Sofia you better not poop on daddy." Before I finish the phrase, my precious, sleeping, NAKED newborn, POOPED on her daddy's head. Now, I call everyone else POOPHEAD, Poopface, etc... Never had I referred to myself in those names, I guess now I can! This POOP wasn't just a cute little dropping, this was a forceful explosion that painted the tips of my hair and discolored mommas new sweater. One upsetting part about this whole thing is the photographer was so busy laughing, as well as were mommy and daddy, that she did not capture this miraculous event on film. So as punishment, while Michelle and I cleaned up and the photographer held Sofia, Daddies precious little angel proceeded to pee on our innocent little guest. So, in conclusion, POOPHEAD will forever mean more than just "Friend," "Buddy," or "Pal." It will now be synonymous with Sofia's first Photoshoot, or POOPshoot!
Awesome!
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